Who’s on First? Windows Version

COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT’S SUPER DUPER COMPUTER STORE …

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO: Thanks I’m setting up an office in my den and I’m thinking about buying a computer.

ABBOTT: Mac?

COSTELLO: No, the name’s Lou.

ABBOTT: Your computer?

COSTELLO: I don’t own a computer. I want to buy one.

ABBOTT: Mac?

COSTELLO: I told you, my name’s Lou.

ABBOTT: What about Windows?

COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?

ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?

COSTELLO: I don’t know. What will I see when I look at the windows?

ABBOTT: Wallpaper.

COSTELLO: Never mind the windows.. I need a computer and software.

ABBOTT: Software for Windows?

COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write

proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have?

ABBOTT: Office.

COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?

ABBOTT: I just did.

COSTELLO: You just did what?

ABBOTT: Recommend something.

COSTELLO: You recommended something?

ABBOTT: Yes.

COSTELLO: For my office?

ABBOTT: Yes.

COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?

ABBOTT: Office.

COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!

ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows..

COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let’s just say

I’m sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?

ABBOTT: Word.

COSTELLO: What word?

ABBOTT: Word in Office.

COSTELLO: “Off”? “Ice”? You can’t mean “office”?

ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.

COSTELLO: There is no word in office for windows! What word?

ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue ‘W’.

COSTELLO: I’m going to click your blue ‘w’ if you don’t start with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: That’s right. What do you have?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?

ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.

COSTELLO: What’s bundled with my computer?

ABBOTT: Money.

COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?

ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.

COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?

ABBOTT: One copy.

COSTELLO: Isn’t it illegal to copy money?

ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.

COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?

ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!

(A few days later)

ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?

COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?

ABBOTT: Click on ‘START’………….

2 Responses to Who’s on First? Windows Version

  1. Dear MargaritaTroitsina Yoki,
    I live on Vancouver Island, British Collumbia, Canada. All my life I have been reaching with outrageous ideas for a coming metamorphosis and transformative evolution into what will become a New Human Species -resulting in a New Way to be Human on Earth, a metamorphosis of the present primitive Human MInd beyond present imagination, and an open door into a future/survival/new Golden age for our children’s children’s children.
    The progression towards this infundibular impossible concept will pass through the awakening enlightenment of the way we now think to where we pass the threshold comprehension of what the gift of life really means…and the Continuum and the womb of perfect, total-yet unborn UNITY that is the design/meaning and DESTINY of what we now term Universe. It also encompasses finally comprehending why all of us have been given the gift of life itself.
    Imagine such a Human world.
    The first step for our species and life force will be learning and creating the astounding, outrageous ability to “share” life itself. Through that first step and opening door everything we dream will come about. We will finally become the dreamers whose dream finally came true.
    There.
    Until that time,
    James Anderson

    and so it goes.

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  2. icliks says:

    James, thanks for the comment, but you may have meant it for someone else, although I have a similar dream. I believe that it is accomplished through Jesus Christ, who is God the Son. And as a practical matter, I also believe that there is a group bringing a new human species, but that their motives are evil. For more on this you can visit

    Eugenics Part IV: Homo-sapiens Technica

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